I love nothing more than a grand, flashy finale. As Mama Rose said, “Give ’em a good, strong finish, and they’ll forgive you for anything.”

A Susan Stroman finale (inspired by Busby Berkeley, Ginger and Fred. Such class! Such style!):

Queens!

Crazy diva antics — this one courtesy of Helen Schneider. (For the English translation, talk to Batty Buckles.)

Of the three above, I feel the final clip best represents how I’ll end my Friday: CRAZYPANTS! However, I’m sure a flowy feathered gown would brighten my mood. Not so sure about the spinning and kicking on a small, raised platform, however. My balance and coordination have never been anything to write home about.