“Well, the first time I ever went out with Patti we were rehearsing for City Center Encores in Gypsy, and she was like, ‘Let’s go out after the show and get a drink.’ And I’m like, ‘Okay!’ I think I was 27 or something like that. And so we go across the street — I hadn’t eaten all day because I had to play a stripper so I was trying to get really skinny — and she ordered two double vodka and sodas. Two of them. I was like, ‘Me too.’ And four hours later I was vomiting out the window of a cab. [Laughs.] My husband said that he came in the next morning and I was just lying on the bottom of the shower. And he said, ‘What happened to you?’ And I said, ‘Patti LuPone.’ [Laughs.]”
Laura Benanti tells a beautiful Meeting LuPone story – almost as good as yours :). Guess we should’ve gotten plastered with her instead of buying her a drink…
Right? I suspect we’d at least be able to hold our liquor better. Because, unlike the starving Ms. Benanti, I’m not merely playing a stripper. I am one.